Workstool

A workstool is the shit you take at your place of work, usually on purpose to take a break and always on the clock. The verb form of workstool is workstooling which can refer to the actual action in the bathroom or to intentional rationing of bowel movements at home in order to wait till you are at work and clocked in.

Ex.1:

A: "Hey where did Josh go? He's supposed to be moving crates to the basement!"
B: "I think Josh is busy with a workstool."

Ex.2:

A: "Why don't you take a shit and stop complaining about how bad you have to go!?"
B: "No can do partner, I have night shift."
A: "Why does that matter?"
B: "I'm workstooling."
A: *nods*

by I'm a lumberjack. June 18, 2010

workatrollic

A colleague at work who is constantly negative about other colleagues' work. This person is also good at making you look bad in front of influential people such as managers.

Amir: So that guy actually told me my work is crap and his son designs better...! Later I heard from my manager that I should perhaps reconsider my position!
Elton: Gheez, he's such a workatrollic, he does this with every body.

by stevegek_ January 27, 2011

worktool

The one person you rely on to do all the admin crap in the office

She didn’t attempt to make copies until she knew that the worktool had loaded it with paper.

by Head Office Space May 17, 2019

Workstyle

being the opposite of lifestyle, workstyle is what workaholics have instead of a life outside work.

It's meant as a derogatory term, which describes the consistent manners and actions of any sad individual who lives to work.

Gary has a lonely workstyle. Mary has a full and rewarding workstyle. (the latter example is, of course, an oxymoron)

by Ralph King September 8, 2009