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roommate with bennifits

simular to "friend with bennifits"
a Roommate (normally opposit sex) that acts as a fuck buddy.
someone you live with but do not have a relationship with, but will on occasion, use for sex.
Yes, he is just a Roommate with Bennifits, I can fuck him when ever I need too, like after being at the bar and only meeting losers... but I come home horny.
by MyFavorite2Reds June 1, 2011
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Phone Withdrawal

The feeling you get when not having your phone for a long period of time, whether it due to losing it or it being dead and you're unable to charge it.
"I lost my phone, i hate not being able to communicate with anyone, what if someone's texting me right now?!?!"
"Dude, relax, you're just going through Phone Withdrawals."
by Mr Night September 19, 2011
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Holiday Withdrawal

A feeling of sadness once all of the hoopla from the holidays are over
Anne: How are you doing, Paula?

Paula: I'm alright. I'm just having some holiday withdrawals. :/
by Pepper & Salt December 27, 2013
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Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.
Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.
by MG Lambo June 12, 2014
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Cock Withdraw

When a woman is madly in love with a man and has been deprived of a sucking, licking, fondling, holding, making love, or most importantly being fucked by her man's cock, she may enter a depression, become unbelievably needy, clingy, horny, sex crazed, emotional, cry, and bitchy. Symptoms worsen the longer she goes without her man's cock inside her. If left untreated, she can go insane.
Damn, his girl is being so crazy and bitchy, she must be going through cock withdraw. Her boyfriend better fuck her nice and good before she goes insane!
by evafoxy May 24, 2018
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Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.
Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."
by SimianFriday March 5, 2019
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