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pulling a Weiner 

When a guy shows his junk to unsuspecting females via a text, email, or social networking app or website.
Person 1: I heard you got in trouble last night for 'pulling a Weiner'.

Person 2: Yeah, my bad.

Where's Waldo Weiner 

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.
"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

Would you snack on your own weiner if you could? 

Twitch famous meme first made in MitchJones's chat by fellow twitch streamer Atlanta in 2019. The joke went on to become a staple in other chats too such as Mizkif's and Austinshow's.
*typed in twitch chat or similar medium* "Would you snack on your own weiner if you could?" *Content creator responding*

Boomerang Weiner 

A racial epithet directed toward the austrailan folk. also, the name for a penis so big, you have to wrap it around your waist with a boomerang.
That Boomerang Weiner's pet dingo ate my baby!
I have a Boomerang Weiner.

Gaping Weiner 

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.
While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

poop weiner 

Any run of the mill idiot or person without sense. Stupid, or gay.
Andy went duck hunting with me and accidentally shot a hole in the boat, what a poop weiner.

Or

Ryan Seacrest is a poop weiner.
poop weiner by J U N K May 28, 2006