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have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
by cpetkunas November 20, 2022
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Beenie Weenie

when your penis resembles that of a small bean
"Peter has a tiny beenie weenie".
by Adam November 5, 2004
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Big Mexican Weenie

abbreviated as (BMW) Man who is hispanic. Usually very hard, long, and thick. Very great for doggy style sex, etc.
I know she just wants me for my "BMW". or I like that mexican guy over there because i know he has that "Big Mexican Weenie."
by slowpain April 1, 2010
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weenie

a teenage male who cares more about his bromance than his girlfriend, still uses AIM, and pretends he has a giant weenie even though it is actually not that big
person one: look him, he just ran past his gf to see his best friend!
second person: what a weenie
by MonkeyCheeseGrace March 7, 2011
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weekend jetlag

The insatiable desire to go to sleep come Sunday night made impossible by the fact that it was past noon when you woke up. The jetlag continues Monday morning when you are sluggish, unproductive, and not likely to recover until you hit your bed at 8 PM that night.
"Wow, man you look terrible. Were you up drinking on a Sunday night?"
"Nah, dude. I just got some serious weekend jetlag."
by Driction December 19, 2007
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Weeki

Any expression used in place of a forgotten one; normally, an idiotic person will use it as a stupid replacement for a normal response.
"this game is awesome, right?"
".............weeki."
"............you fuckin dumbass."
by Zak Valdes March 17, 2008
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Weekend Alkie

Someone who gets plastered drunk Friday and Saturday nights only. Recovering on Sunday.
Guy: Hey, how was your weekend?

Girl: Dude, I was a weekend alkie. Good times.
by indnprncss January 26, 2010
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