college water

Typically Vodka. Can also be used to describe other hard alchohol.

I was taking shots of college water with my cereal this morning when i realized, i may have a drinking problem.

by B-mizzz October 29, 2009

sweaty water

when a water bottle is to juicy like dat pussy so it releases its juice on the outside

person one- ew look jessie’s drinking sweaty water
person two- she’s so confusing

by oldmcgloghlin May 31, 2018

Horny Water

my cuk juices

i like to drink horny water

by Gay_Priest June 21, 2021

clout water

Another term for fiji or smart water

Hey can i get some clout water vro?

by Isaul July 6, 2017

SM water

a magical liquid/type of water from SM's (SM is an entertainment company) main branch in Korea which turns all idols who drink it into chaotic crackheads.

Looks like the SM Water has kicked in for the new NCT members yet.

by kpopstan1876 January 13, 2021

water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

half waters

Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.

I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.

by radius314 April 5, 2020