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welfare vampire

One who sucks the lifeblood from working Americans via an FDR "Entitlements" federal department (socialism)
"man" 2: gimme some obama money
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds

1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.

1 man: MY money is MINE
by taxed into prosperity October 5, 2011
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Tall Vampire Lady

Tall Vampire Lady, also known as Lady Dimitrescu, is a Tall Female Vampire From the newest (2021) Resident Evil Game (Resident Evil: Village) known for her humongous tits and her height.
by Rom_Rom June 4, 2021
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buffy the vampire slayer

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.
by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008
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Gaming Vampire

A gamer who plays games till the sun comes out then sleeps during the day.
My schedule is so messed up I am like a gaming vampire this week!
by AvidyaUS July 6, 2011
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cum vampire

A girl who loves male ejaculation. She will suck on a mans member until he unleashes his juicy load in her mouth.
by ¬.¬ July 26, 2004
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Psychic Vampire

AKA Energy Vampire.

1. A emotionally weak person who drains vital engery from other people. Basically what you call someone who drags you down and wastes you're time when you're around them.

2. A creature, in either humaniod or phantom-like form, that feeds on psychic energy, otherwise known as your life force.
1. You must be a psychic vampire, everytime I am around you I feel worn down and exhausted.

2. The Atavus are a race of psychic vampires on Earth Final Conflict as are the Wraith on Stargate Atlantis.
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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Interview With The Vampire

The first movie of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles to be made, and by far the best.
"Your bodies dying, pay no attention...happens to us all.."
by DemonKyoto January 12, 2004
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