vagina whisperer

Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.

Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"

Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"

by p mammen July 30, 2012

volatile vagina

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.

Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."

by cmoney55 December 7, 2011

Vagina Bear

Menstrual cycle, monthly flow, period, got the rag, the monthly curse, etc.

"Hey, why are you so tired lately?"
"Well, I got attacked by the vagina bear yesterday, it's a bloody mess!"
"The vagina bear has come out to play again."

by Legna419 May 23, 2009

cavernous vagina

a cavernous vagina is a very spacious vagina.usually sucks in small objects around it. beware

i.e. josh darling has a cavernous vagina

by sally adams washtub October 8, 2005

vagina bullet

Simply put - a tampon.

Name given due to a tampon's striking familiarity with the bullet shape.

Wife: "Honey, can you get me some vagina bullets while you're down the store? And please don't get super-sized ones in a vain attempt to make the checkout chick think you have a huge cock."

Husband: (awkward silence)

by TMA-1 March 4, 2009

sloppy vagina

a pussy that is so loose and full of cum no other word but sloppy could describe it

your grandmother has a sloppy vagina

by zoombafu69 December 15, 2011

flapping vagina

A superlative form of "pussy", referring to a weak, cowardly or excessively whiny. Can also be used as a verb - flapping one's vagina.

See also big flapping vagina.

I don't care if you're hurt - get back in the game, you flapping vagina.

Verb form:
Person 1 - I don't feel like going out tonight. I've got a ton of things to do, and I have a headache, and the bars are too smoky, and I don't have any clean clothes, and....
Person 2 - Your vagina is flapping - get ready and LET'S GO!

by bws55 October 12, 2007