Uncle grandpa

uncle grandpa is from a tv show with the same name. Basically he came to be because your grandma adopted her husband. Therefore, he is you uncle and grandpa.

My grandma got sent to jail because of uncle grandpa.

by I lost my boot June 19, 2018

undeed

The opposite of indeed

Don't you think my new metallic gold shoes are great?

Undeed....

by ophelia May 13, 2005

Uncle

The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.

Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.

by The Real Jink July 12, 2006

Uncle Festus

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015

Uncle DOOKIE

a man who spends five hours a day at subway eating one footlong, drinking all the free refills he can hold, and taking up to 10 dumps

he ordered one sandwhich and shit out three,uncle dookie strikes again.

I think uncle DOOKIE destroyed the bathroom again

by mr rage lilche November 8, 2009

Uncle Rico-Ing

Looking longingly back to your past glory days in hopes that the constant reminiscing will somehow change the outcome of that fateful day

Quit uncle rico-ing that competition; we didn't place and there's nothing we can do about it now!

by KOGF March 8, 2005

Uncle Wint0rz

An insult used mainly in southern Mississippi; the term originates from an old tale about an Irish man known only as Uncle Wint0rz who raped 17,000 children from the dates of August 2, 1902 to August 7, 1902.

Jack: Dude, did you see that beard Michael is growing?
Andy: I know! He looks like a child molester.
Jack: No, more like an UNCLE WINT0RZ!
Andy: ROFLMAO! Let's go get wasted.
Jack: Fo sho!

by Jackob April 24, 2005