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Twoody

A 'twoody' is man who usually wears bikinis and indulges in homosexual behavior. He is usually a man with blonde hair and most people look at him as a alpha, a leader and the one to trust in dire situations.
"Oh wow, that guy is such a twoody"
by twoodyfan April 18, 2024
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Toobin'

verb:

The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.

adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.

Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.

Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.
verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."
by JustToobin'Around May 29, 2024
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Toobalook

A disgusting muck typically containing puke, fairy hair, and unicorn fart, and a hint of vanilla extract. Toobalook is completely edible but it is typically used to make fun of how someone smells.
This guy smells like total Toobalook.
by toeeater27 June 10, 2024
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Thoobin

The act of putting your thumb into a girls asshole while having sex doggy style
“Dude she loved it when I pull out the thoobin”

“Did your really thoobin her”
I love it when he thoobin’s me”
by PinkyDaEnforsa7469 June 26, 2024
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Toobi

A small white mouse, usually of female sex.
"A small toobi skidded across my bathroom floor"
by Professor. Marie Anette February 20, 2025
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twoomf

twoomf = twin oomf
"Twoomf just liked my post"
by violenthill March 31, 2025
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Toob

**Toob** *(noun)*: A person whose brain operates on a permanent "buffering" mode—constantly one silly thought away from saying or doing something that leaves everyone in confused hysterics. Often found laughing at their own jokes before they finish telling them.
"The group chat knew it was about to get chaotic the second the resident toob sent, 'Okay but hear me out… what if socks had pockets?'"
by Platykush April 4, 2025
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