twitter court

The place you go to when authority/institutions fail you and you need to air your grievances and need the public’s assistance to address your concerns and/or execute your demand.

“I’m gonna take this to Twitter court.”

“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”

Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.

Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!

by Kussimek January 8, 2021

twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015

twitter fail

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you

tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail

by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011

Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.

The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.

by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010

watervessell on twitter

watervessell on twitter is an amazing person. he gets many females and he is pretty cool! hes very handsome and i love him. hes the best thing to happen to the app Twitter. Hes sooo funny and makes me laugh with every tweet!

"OMG BABE! wake up new tweet from watervessell on twitter!"

by poggerspog November 2, 2020

Twitter Parents

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated

"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"

by pfi February 17, 2015