Twitter Texting

1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.

2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.

Twitter Texting:

1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.

2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.

3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.

by Pseudonymus-Prime July 14, 2010

twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.

Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow

by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013

twitter ego

Sense of pride resulting from having a lot of twitter followers

That guy has massive twitter ego!

by joboon April 30, 2015

twitter fail

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you

tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail

by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011

Twitter Parents

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated

"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"

by pfi February 17, 2015

Twitter-fit

Pitching a fit on Twitter.

The President pitched another Twitter-fit this morning.

by Preacher-Man December 21, 2018

twitter twirl

When you put a power screw driver up ones anus and jerk them off simultaneously

Pacheco was trying to twitter twirl me on the beach last night.

by The govenator plays ping pong January 21, 2014