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turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
by Chris Demo June 24, 2008
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tuffas

Man A. I had sex with Jennifer Lopez last night!

Man B. Tuffas!
by BawJaws83 April 13, 2010
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TURFA Turf turban Turban Dictionary turfed tura trufax Tufail turan turf war

tuface

used to described two faced peopple. those who pretend to like you and go behind your back to stab you. it's also the name of the Nigerian artist tuface idibia.
mark : i thought she loved me. she's cheating on me with my best friend jhon.

dele : i told you before you started dating her that she was TUFACED nut you wouldn't listen.
by hiphop disaster. June 7, 2010
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Turf Grabbers

When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.
Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"

Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
by Keppppp November 10, 2010
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Turf Fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.
John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.
by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011
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Turf Tan

Visible marks left after faceplanting into a disclosed arena (particularily grass turf) while playing a sport.
1 Did you see that kid get tackled ?

All i can see is his turf tan

2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?

3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!
by TurfTanner October 1, 2011
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turdanal

someone who always does foolish actions for attention
you are such a turdanal!

why do you have to be such a turdanal?
by Choi Cousins July 20, 2012
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