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tokyo breakfast

An unaired TV pilot featuring a group of Japanese people who say 'nigga!' a lot.
by matt February 3, 2004
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tokyo sandblaster

A sexual act in which a wasabi enema is explosively released onto one or more partners, creating a shared burning sensation for the blaster and blastee(s).
Her acute coprophilia manifested in an intense sexual arousal resulting from receiving a tokyo sandblaster.

The best orgasm I've ever had was when he gave me a tokyo sandblaster.
by drozd November 19, 2010
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Munch likes it when people stick their finger in his ass
by Yvette August 2, 2003
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Tokyo Sandblaster

Mentioned recently on 'Conan' by host Conan O'Brian when talking to the tbs Standards and Practices Guy.
It was a tradition that started in a small fishing area in Tokyo, Japan 1590. The tradition started when a fishermen Tokugawa Mochitomo came home from being out at sea for days. Having not washed himself for periods up to 6 days he would have a build up of cheese under his foreskin. Tokugawa use to once on shore wet his penis and dip it in the sand, masturbate. This with the sand had an exfoliating effect known in Tokyo as 'Sandblasting'.
One day Tokugawa was preparing to sandblast himself (sand applied) as he'd just returned from sea but then his wife Izanagi came running down to the water front happy to see him. They chatted and one thing lead to another and they were about to fornicate on the beach. They both enjoyed anal sex regularly and Tokugawa started to insert his penis into Izanagi. About three strokes in Tokugawa realised he still had sand on his penis but it was too late and Izanagi didn't seem to mind but then Izanagi farted. This blew all the sand from Tokugawa Penis. Mr Mochitomo to his surprise said' Only in Tokyo' and this is where the term 'Tokyo Sandblaster' came from.
Judy, I need a Tokyo Sandblaster to freshen up. I was at a music festival for the last 3 days and I've got some build up.
by T-Bagging Billy November 13, 2010
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Tokyo Grift

A Tokyo Grift is a sexual act performed between two females. One partner defecates inside the other partners vagina, after which they proceed to scissor and push the excrament back and forth in a fashion similar to a double-sided dildo.
Chastity and Sarah are nasty dude, I heard they performed a Tokyo Grift last night.
by C1PH3R8472 November 15, 2019
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today is right

its not wrong on this day
by zooboff May 22, 2004
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tokyo twister

When you smear soy sauce on the guys penis and then a girl rides you and then you spin her around
Ahfaz and Juan Did a tokyo twister in the bathroom.
by ImNotPaul123321 October 18, 2017
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