toaster

1. Hand warmer
2. Knife Stand
3. Bathwater warmer (drop it in while on)
4. Bread Burner

"These are really nice hand-warmers"
"Whats that black smoke?"
"You have your hand in a toaster dumbass"

by mr fox May 24, 2007

toaster

The shocker, only keeping your hand flat and inserting all fingers into the anus. When you remove your hand, it appears burned, like toast. May also be known as the dolphin.

He tried the shocker, only to discover that she wanted him to toaster "Toast' Her"

by M. Michael Clean April 14, 2008

toaster

a white short bus used to transport the students of fancy prep schools to the location of their liking

holy shit, greer crashed the toaster; now everyone is dead!

by porters girl May 26, 2006

Toaster

A person who pops your toast.

I mean, when i that toaster, i just *Poff*. it was an automatic turn on.

by J to the second power. January 23, 2009

Toaster

Something that is so incredibly awesome and hot that it would toast bread.

Created in Naugatuck CT as a way of describing the sound of the mythic punk rock band Society In Breakdown.

Society In Breakdown is the motha fuckin toaster.

Motha fuckin toasta's an shit.

by Danny Breakdown October 23, 2004

Toaster

Term used to describe a really hot, and sexy guy.

1) That Kyle is such a toaster!
2) That wallabe is cute, but that Tony is a straight toaster!

by Neffyy November 2, 2008

hung like a toaster

A fine ass women and or some bitch with a fat booty that was able to force her ass into some Applebottom(c) jeans, but only if she's wearing them "boots with da fuuurrrr!"

damn, like Flow Rida said, dat hoe was hung like a toaster!

by someone who isn't Harry Potter January 12, 2009