Whiskey Tortoise

Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).

"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."

by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013

hot buttered whiskey

When a guy in Seattle (preferably long hair) plays some metal, records a new album, and then goes home and hhhhwwhhhacks it <lisp here> ssseriously.

Hot buttered whiskey: Whew honey D, I’ve just on my wwwwwhguitar - time for me to make a hot buttered hhwwwwhhhiskey.

by Hhhhhwhat December 31, 2024

whiskey sweater

Keeping warm by drinking whiskey.

Let's go to the pub and put on a whiskey sweater to keep us warm for these cold upstate NY nights!

by Cupist January 14, 2018

whiskey rizz

When you pregame so hard that you have no rizz when you actually show up to the club

Bro 1: I don’t know what’s going on with our rizz bro, we can’t pull tonight.

Bro 2: We got whiskey rizz bro.

by HarmonRabbJR March 12, 2023

Whiskey dick

Whiskey dick is when you're drunk and can have sex for hours

That guy has whiskey dick

by An unfunny gaylord October 3, 2022

Whiskey Waffle

What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina

After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle

by The Vanillist November 25, 2022

whiskey war

when a small group of people lock themselves inside a room with a handle of whiskey and finishes the whole thing

the rules are simple
1. finish all whiskey
2. nobody leaves till its all gone
3. pass the handle to the lef

last saturday me and three of my friends had a whiskey war. we all got pretty damn wasted.

by bigwhisk2333 October 12, 2010