A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.
Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.
Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.
Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"
Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"
Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"
Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009
Get the Facebook Stalematemug. Male A: "So I got tagged in a picture at that party on 9th ave, not to be conceded, but I looked damn good, I would totally profile picture it, but that nasty girl from across the street was in it too!"
Male B: "Dude that's not a problem, Facebook Cut that ho!"
Male A: "Damn, how could I have forgot!"
Male B: "Dude that's not a problem, Facebook Cut that ho!"
Male A: "Damn, how could I have forgot!"
by Max Adamson. June 17, 2009
Get the Facebook Cutmug. the one who always likes other people fb wall post, no matter what it is, mainly intended to get him/herself appearing on other facebook's news feed.
Status: has just checked check-n 'Shitty Plaza".
LIKE
Status: I just lost my phone.
LIKE
Status: is from "being Relationship" into "Single"
LIKE (aw man, what's the point?)
Status: bla bla, please like if you think so too.
LIKE
Status: Justin Bieber is hot!
LIKE
Status: Justin Bieber is gay.
LIKE
GFYS Facebook Liker!
LIKE
Status: I just lost my phone.
LIKE
Status: is from "being Relationship" into "Single"
LIKE (aw man, what's the point?)
Status: bla bla, please like if you think so too.
LIKE
Status: Justin Bieber is hot!
LIKE
Status: Justin Bieber is gay.
LIKE
GFYS Facebook Liker!
by jiantongc July 1, 2011
Get the Facebook Likermug. A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)
Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!
by up@6aM March 21, 2009
Get the Facebook Evangelistmug. Public Display of Affection on Facebook, usually when a couple publicly swoons over each other, when they should just text each other, pick up the phone, or heaven for bid just talk to each other to save the rest of us from the cheesy and showy interaction.
Person 1 is ... "I love you sweetie"
Comment ... Person 2 ... "I love you too my love! You're the best! I'm so lucky to be with you"
Comment ... Friend ... "Enough with the Facebook PDA"
Comment ... Person 2 ... "I love you too my love! You're the best! I'm so lucky to be with you"
Comment ... Friend ... "Enough with the Facebook PDA"
by FacebookAC August 24, 2010
Get the Facebook PDAmug. Similar to radio silence but with facebook. The process by which you appear offline on facebook chat and check what others have written on your wall but do not reply or do anything that may appear in your news feed. This way, nobody else will know that you were on there.
Tim: Dude, I posted the funniest link on your wall and you never replied.
Mark: Oh yeah, I got that when Linda was really pissed off at me and I decided to go to facebook silence so she didn't know I was there.
Steve: I didn't go to the party last night so went to facebook silence so that people didn't know I sat in on facebook all night. This meant I could later give the charade of having had just as cool a night as the party-goers.
Dave: Dude, I haven't replied to that creepy girl who sits behind us in Chemistry on facebook...so now I have to stay at facebook silence whenever I log on so she doesn't know I'm ignoring her and just thinks I'm ignoring facebook.
Mark: Oh yeah, I got that when Linda was really pissed off at me and I decided to go to facebook silence so she didn't know I was there.
Steve: I didn't go to the party last night so went to facebook silence so that people didn't know I sat in on facebook all night. This meant I could later give the charade of having had just as cool a night as the party-goers.
Dave: Dude, I haven't replied to that creepy girl who sits behind us in Chemistry on facebook...so now I have to stay at facebook silence whenever I log on so she doesn't know I'm ignoring her and just thinks I'm ignoring facebook.
by Raving Professor No Legs September 6, 2009
Get the Facebook Silencemug. 