If you hang around a girl named Alexa, she is cursed with the knowledge of being ass at basketball only making one to two shots a day. Apparently, the curse can spread to many other people, only the ones playing around her or with her will be affected the affected range is about a half-court away from people.
by Mikiischill December 10, 2018
Get the Alexa Cursemug. The Smash online 2v2 curse is when you play online and are forced to be in 2v2’s and get stuck with terrible teammates, also usually two tryhards are also put together as the enemy team, leading to you fending for yourself and loosing a ton of GSP.
That Smash online 2v2 curse is the worst. I’m trying to get into Elite Smash but I get put in 2v2’s and loose like 450,000 GSP.
by Iilw44 April 20, 2023
Get the Smash online 2v2 cursemug. "May you have children who turn out just like you." Used by parents who are fed up with their kids' attitudes or behaviours.
My kid won't clean his room; it's the mother's curse come back to haunt me! I never cleaned my room either when I was a kid.
by The upstairs guy May 15, 2019
Get the mother's cursemug. Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.
Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.
by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013
Get the The Russian Cursemug. The tiktoker @musicallyisbetter (Called ironic in discord) used to own a faction named solar force. He was one of the worst leaders, and every other leader after that is said to get the fabled ironic curse. Signs of them acting like ironic can start only a week after.
by rocreature February 9, 2021
Get the The Ironic Cursemug. It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:
‘can you fit a scotch in there?’
‘Yes sure, no worries’
‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’
What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
‘can you fit a scotch in there?’
‘Yes sure, no worries’
‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’
What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
Get the Barman's Cursemug. Bro what the f is this... MINECRAFT CURSED???💀💀💀💀 yeah its just a texture pack with a lot of cursed things. If u see the texture pack OH MY WHAT HTE HEK IS TIS 💀💀 AINT NO WAY BLUD AHHH GOOFY AHH TEXTURE PAC😵
by Stepe pro December 3, 2023
Get the Minecraft cursedmug.