twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

Twitter Texting

1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.

2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.

Twitter Texting:

1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.

2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.

3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.

by Pseudonymus-Prime July 14, 2010

school twitter

a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate

random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*

by erinlovesolive February 18, 2018

twitter fail

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you

tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail

by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011

twitter twirl

When you put a power screw driver up ones anus and jerk them off simultaneously

Pacheco was trying to twitter twirl me on the beach last night.

by The govenator plays ping pong January 21, 2014

Twitter fag

People who Stan anyone on the dream team, who are sensitive as fuck and people who needs trigger warnings when they go outside.

Hailey is such a Twitter fag

by Icy The Edgelord December 30, 2020

Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015