tug muscle

A buffoon; charlatan or oaf.

Epithet occasionally used by ex Labour MPs in New Zealand "He is a right tug muscle".

by vexnews July 28, 2007

dirty south rub n tug

Standing counter posed invert grippping partners package while wiggling a wondering thumb.

I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.

by K88land January 22, 2025

Tugging on the Taffy

To masturbate, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your penis.

A friend asks: What you do last night, Oh just set at home tugging on the Taffy.

by cih7250 July 7, 2017

Mouse Tug

Slightly tugging on a woman's tampon string giving her an excited fright. This should be done without her knowing what is happening.

Stu slides his hand up Stacey's leg and quickly tugs her tampon string hanging out her vagina.

Stu: "yo, i totally gave Stacey a Mouse Tug last night"
Dane: "mean! High Five!"

by DisKo Stu July 13, 2011

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

Lunar Tug

The celestial phenomena that explains why there are more births on a full moon due to the stronger gravitational pull.

a.k.a the tide of the uterus

"Dr. O'Bgyn, I need you to work extra this weekend. It's a full moon and the lunar tug will be strong."

by BP Squad August 13, 2015

forelock-tugging

British, disapproving. : to be too concerned with pleasing someone whom one thinks is powerful or important.

The BBC, with its forelock-tugging “just happy to be here” energy, when interviewing Elon Musk.

by @#& April 12, 2023