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top shelf

When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet. This is usually done as a party prank or as a method of smiting one's enemies. It's a real pain to clean out, stinks like hell, and makes the toilet flush brown for days.
That guy wouldn't give me a beer at the party at his house last night, so I gave him a top shelf.
by Durendal April 18, 2004
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top deck

Verb: "to top deck".

To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.

The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.
"Hey, give that back or I'll top deck in your toilet!"

"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."
by Top Decker July 20, 2008
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top nocked

top nocked is when a male gets his penis stuck in a glass bottle.
i got top nocked in a the coke bottle.
by alex gay January 20, 2005
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Top of the Pops

Pat DiNizio, singer/rhythm guitarist/songwriter of the cool New Jersey garage rock/alternative rock band Smithereens says that this phrase, which is the title of a hit from their 1991 album "Blow Up", means basically "Hey man, c'est la vie". This is in the CD liner notes of the album "Blown to Smithereens, Best of the Smithereens".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 25, 2008
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top sheyla

noun a girl or woman that you can look at without thinkinking and come up with the conclusion that you would touch her butt.
by Mc Cream Dream November 18, 2007
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top floor boss

He was working at a target as a sales associate back in 2017. The target had 2 floors and he began working on the bottom level. After about a year and a half later Lone's boss said he could come up to the top level and then promoted Lone, to the title of the store boss. With that and him being on the top floor of the store, he then deemed himself the "Top Floor Boss".
Yeah, bitch it’s the top floor boss!
by sei#1300 March 25, 2023
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Top G

“An individual who is capable in all realms. Sheer indefatigability and unmatched perspicacity, make him a feared opponent in all realms of human endeavor. When you are Top G you are dangerous at everything. If they were to say to you you have to go on a racetrack and race Top G in supercars

you’d be like shit I have to race Top G. You have to go in the boxing ring and fight Top G, shit I have to fight Top G. You have to go debate Top G, shit I have to go debate Top G. It doesn’t matter what the competition is. As soon as they say Top G’s name, you’re gonna be like ahhh for f*ck sake. You add all this together and they are a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor. Even things they don’t know yet, you do not want to compete with them in those things. That is why I they are Top G”-Andrew Tate
“Yo you should go compete against Andrew Tate

“No way man! He is a Top G”
by TopG100000 July 28, 2022
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