Skipping the gym

Being a pussy bitch like chance and not going to the gym and blaming it on other people

Lucas went to the gym late so I’m skipping the gym

by Trillvin December 5, 2023

Gym Stan

That guy who owns a large transparent water bottle with protein shake in it who doesn’t stop talking about how often they go to the gym, how much they can lift, what type of pre-workout they use and whether it’s leg day or not. These people aren’t necessarily show offs, rather they are just very dedicated to working out to the point where they don’t have a life.

Person one to Person two: So I’m gonna hit the gym later, I really don’t want to go but I gotta work on my legs today because yesterday I did mostly upper body.
Person two to Person three: Person one is such a Gym Stan.
* This only applies to regular people, Actual athletes who have a real reason to work out in order to perform their job are exempt from being called this.

by HarryPubicPotter March 2, 2022

gym wear

Del Frisco's New York defines gym wear as follows. Sweat pants or suit of any brand or cost. Also any athletic wear that has print or pattern. Jerseys and hats not allowed.

Gym wear includes all forms and brands of clothing.

by Del Frisco's dress code April 11, 2021

Gym Marathon

When you stay on a piece of cardio equipment far longer than you normally would have to keep someone from turning the TV in from of you to Fox News

"Man, I was on that elliptical trainer for an hour doing s Gym Marathon just so no one would tune the TV onto Fox News."

by da Chetster February 20, 2018

Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.

I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.

by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 19, 2020

Gym Biscuit

When a Gym sock is used to substitute a condom

Jimmy have Karen a Gym Biscuit last night

by Screeeeee December 9, 2019

Gym Class

Gym Class is a VR game filled with either the nicest people in the world or racist 8 year olds who never touch grass. Most of them say the n-word and breathe heavily into the mic because they haven’t touched grass.

John: Should I download Gym Class?
Hunter: Yes, it’s a fun game!
John: *Plays for 5 minutes** (Kills Himself)

by White Chocolate_VR May 27, 2022