Swedish Twins

A pair of persons who are strangely codependent and also strangely albino. They may be brother and sister or siblings of the same sex. Then again, they may be dating.

The first recorded case of Swedish Twins was on Slippery Rock University's campus, where they were aptly described by one Dr. Chiappini as "Swedish Twins" and not just that creepy pair that works at the dining hall and are dating or siblings.

Those creepy Swedish Twins were making out outside my class and I wonder what their mother thinks.

by Dr. Scott and Dr. Chiappini October 7, 2010

swedish massage

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

by flemming July 16, 2008

swedish fireball

A sexual act where someone places their mouth on another person's anus and recieves a heaping pile of red-hot diarrhea. Certain spicy foods may enhance the pleasure for all parties involved.

Cale: "Man, I have a really weird taste in my mouth today!"
Brian: "Really, what did you eat last night?"
Cale: "No, not eat; I got a big helpin' of Swedish Fireball. Man, that poo was everywhere!"

by Brain Dang July 28, 2008

Swedish Skyrocket

While a girl is giving you head. Just before you're about to pop, push her head down to the max. Then proceed to ejaculate deep in her throat.....she'll enjoy it :)

"When jen was blowing me, i pushed her head down and gave her a good ole swedish skyrocket"

by M_Bernie July 31, 2007

Swest

A sweater with a checkered pattern on the chest, and a solid color on the arms. Usually worn by douchebags or ponces.

Matt: What the hell is Jason wearing.

Jim: That my friend is a swest.

Matt: What a ponce...

by theedingo November 12, 2010

swedish torpedo

the act of doing a helicopter with your penis in front of a girls face, then quickly poking her in the with your boner...almost like a torpedo

Drew: So I was planning on doing the Swedish Torpedo to this retarded whore named Chrissy.....
Matt & Mitch:tht fucking puck slut??good work man!
Matt:u hit and ran right?
Drew:what?
Mitch:fucking gross man....
Alex: i got a chubby
Matt:Holy shit i just made this bitch Danielle blind in one eye with that shit

by bigjewdicksss February 22, 2008

Sweizch

A sexual act in which a man takes a dump and the woman uses the turd as a dildo. She may also make the sound of a porpoise or a siberian llama in this process. Also see gay sweizch and the jefferson sweizch for further details.

Sweizch: what i do on a daily basis

by I.B. Toff February 18, 2009