Get stuffed

A dad poopiehead phrase that dads who think they’re funny us he stays up all night uses

Kid: can I have a lolly bag

Dad: get stuffed

by Chocolate sandwiches July 15, 2020

Stuffing

When a person uses an ovapositer to put pearl onions inside of a vagina.

"welcome to the ER what's your emergency?"
"I was stuffing a couple days ago and they didn't all come out."

by Beelzababe69 October 30, 2023

stuffing the turkey

The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.

Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*

by Monofur November 25, 2022

Muffler Stuffing

The act of creating a new open during anal sex that allows the free flow of gas during the festivities.

Lady: What would you like to do for our anniversary?

Fran: It is a special night, we could try muffler stuffing.

by Mufler1128 October 24, 2020

oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it

When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom

by Ilikeitfast69 November 25, 2020

desktop closet stuffing

After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.

Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.

by JohnJJS January 3, 2012

Stuffed manicotti

Inserting an object into ones rectum. Can also be used to describe anal sex, typically amongst same sex partners.

Evan and Andrew are going to have stuffed manicotti tonight!

by BidwellPark July 20, 2023