smokestacks

name for chain-smoker, cigarette worshiper -we actually called a guy at my job smokestacks, it fit perfectly!

damn, i was breathing pretty good, -but here comes smokestacks!!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

spokesmental

A mental spokesperson.

Those spokesmentals on the news.

by anycоn November 9, 2009

Strokesperson

A sexually attractive spokesperson for a product/service which becomes masturbation fodder.

That Flo woman from the Progressive ads is a total strokesperson, glad I had DVR for that last commercial.

by SwanBronson March 7, 2011

Stores Blindness

The inability to find equipment in a store despite your best efforts and searching, can bring about the shakes, tremmors, shaking of the head in a side to side motion, sleep loss, withdrawl from society, partial incontinence

I have been looking so long i think i have stores blindness

by Mad Phil November 13, 2011

stokerdosing

to be so stoked for something that you're body overdoses on excitement and you blow up with glitter and jizz

"I'm so excited for New Years I'm stokerdosing"

by whatsgoodpurpleelephant January 1, 2012

stoke extinguisher

someone who takes the fun out of everything. Buzz kill.

"Dude, your dad is a real stoke extinguisher!"

by Zaimejs November 12, 2013

Stoke her up

When you get a girl really horny by rubbing your bulge on her from behind.

Hey bro I'm gonna stoke her up in a a sec after I pop a viagra

by Salt My Fries December 21, 2017