Stiff Leg

When a guy has a hard on and he can't straighten his leg without pain

"Man, why you walking so funny?"

"shit, i got stiff leg"

by L.Perkins January 16, 2008

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stanfurd

A hilarious and cutting misspelling of "Stanford," almost exclusively by Cal students. Use of this spelling has been known to make Stanford students' heads explode out of sheer embarrassment.

Cal student: OMG you go to stanfurd!!! lolololol!!!! ur school suxx and you wish you could be us and were the best evr and stanfurd your just jealous of us because were better and your jealous stanfurd OMGOMGOMG
Stanford student: Cal's a very good school, although in truth many Stanford rejects go there. See inferiority complex.

by Danny N. April 27, 2006

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Stanford Earthquake

A move popularized by Stanford students in which a male shoots his load inside a female by surprise and then grabs ahold of her and shakes her up as if she was in an earthquake.

Aw man, my boyfriend got me with the Stanford Earthquake again, now I'm all dizzy.

by spankyMc May 17, 2009

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Jerry Seinfeld

The act of a girl giving a man oral sex and when the girl is swallowing the guy says a joke and the girl laughs so hard that male discharge comes out of the girls nose. Just like laughing and drinking milk.

I pulled a Jerry Seinfeld on your mom last night.

by CHILIZZZNUM1 June 11, 2006

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Stanford

A school that thinks they are so great in everything but somehow managed to lose in football to SJSU 35-34. I'm glad all of that wasted money is going somewhere.

Eppy: Hey did you know that SJSU just beat Stanford in football 35-34?
Dave: Ya man, Stanford Sucks!
Travis: Awesome

by Spartan Squad September 24, 2006

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