Shelterwhore

A person who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to have a place to live.

Jesse is such a shelterwhore she left James last week and she is already living with Ash.

by Akamagicpants January 23, 2021

Seltzer Fairy

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.

Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there

by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021

selty

a little niggy

selty you a lil niggy

by not selty March 3, 2022

Smelt chicken

A belligerent, self-important scumbag who is overcooked and underserved.

That woman Jessica Aguiar from Baldwin NY is a smelt chicken

by Secb April 3, 2023

Smelt chicken

A belligerent, nosy, self-worthless piece of overcooked meat.

That mind control chick is a real smelt chicken

by Secb April 3, 2023

stealth nutjob

A wacko who is adept at flying under the radar.

I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023

Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport

A new program, AKA the acronym SMART, brought to you by Guantanamo Rick, Florida’s deranged sadist Governor, which is singlehandedly responsible for kidnapping asylum seekers and shipping them by air to big cities across the U.S. to make what he believes is a valid political point.

The Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport “program” was concocted by Tricky Rick to both punish those browner skinned folks who are seeking safety as well as to allow him to sleep like a baby, knowing he has done his duty as an elitist jerk.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023