Braid Station

Braid Station is the name of a Skytrain station in the Greater Vancouver Region. It is especially famous for the fact that it does not actually exist. Consequently, people have spent hours upon hours looking for this "Braid Station" but to no avail.

"He took the Skytrain to "Braid Station". What is that??"

by bill12345 September 12, 2005

Gas Station Hax

Say you are in a situation where you are attempting to make a right turn at an intersection but there is another car ahead of you that is stopped because the light is red and they want to keep going straight. Instead of waiting behind him and wasting time, Gas Station Hax by pulling into the corner gas station and coming out on the other side, ending up on the street you wanted to turn to. Can also be accomplished with corner convenience stores, Walgreens, and small shopping centers.

Driver:dammit, that guy in the camry stopped.
Passenger:well then gas station hax y0!

by Zhulander February 4, 2009

staten island write up

When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.

If you don't that mess cleaned up in a hurry I'm going to give you a Staten Island write up.

by slipsheet February 6, 2005

new york state

Not really a state, it is actually more like 4 states:
-State of New York City
-State of Westchester County
-State of Long Island
-State of Upstate

None of these 4 areas has anything in common with the other 3.

The state line is at the Tappanzee Bridge.

by f djasfkzsdjds April 15, 2004

Wizard Status

a very difficult feat to achieve. after the consumption of a beer proceed to duct tape a new full beer to the top of the empty can, and so on. until your empties are stacked taller than yourself, like a wizards staf. you have achieved wizard status.

"wheres Steve at? its 4 in the afternoon!!"
"swimming in the toilet. you missed it man, he achieved Wizard Status last night"

by Roboticus January 10, 2009

Statusaur

An individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

Origins: The word "Statusaur" is derived from its root word "status-whore", as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.

"Yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!"

"Dude he/she is such a statusaur."

by CSCoHammers7 December 20, 2008

State of Fuckedness

New Jersey

"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."

"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"

by ActionJackson98 April 26, 2009