snargle

to crush or destroy a large amount of beans with little effort

"have you seen Jim lately, he's been snarglin' up the wazoo".

"when someone commits to snargle, many people may feel disgust, while I feel lust".

by snarglesir September 9, 2022

Sarge

A self-appointed, self-aggrandizing nickname chosen by a loser who wants to appear important or cool, despite the fact that they were never in the military and were never cool.

Person 1: That dick wants everyone to call him Sarge now.

Person 2: Yeah, what a loser! Nobody actually calls him that except some kids and a demented old man.

by PuppetFister February 18, 2023

Sargon

Sargon is a small island in the carribean. It's inhabitants, Sargonites, consume nuts on a daily basis. They speak Suggon and like to liggondeese, which is their preferred sport.

Hey, do you know the Sargonites?

Yeah they like to SARGON DEEZ

by anonymous December 2, 2022

sargassum

"This is how the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper." -- T.S. Eliot

Upon the twilight of civilization, the sargassum sweeps upon the Florida beach and chokes all pleasure.

by MallowMaven April 19, 2023

snargle

A really aggressive cuddling, replete with snarls and tight snuggles. Not for the faint of heart.

Kevin: "We once snargled so hard that she broke my collar bone."
Jose: "Love wins."
Kevin: "What?"

by xXxXxSnargleMaster69xXxXx April 23, 2023

Snargle

A combination sniff/gargle, like when you try to clear your nasal passages, but instead of blowing your nose you suck the mucus into the back of your throat with a loud rumbling sound.

I'm at the thick mucus stage of my cold, and my nose is so worn out from all the blowing that all I can do is snargle.

by dementoricecream May 23, 2023

sarge out

To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.

I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.

by Hannibal Cannabis September 29, 2023