Spud

a cute/adorable sped

“You lil spud🥰”

by vr.reina June 19, 2019

Spud

Not the typical Irish dinner but an absolute fool/dope of a person.

Gway you absolute spud of a youngfella!

by Your mother's atin it August 26, 2019

Spud Holder

A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.

Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.

by Stinky Pinky Pete October 3, 2019

sperd

somebody who’s stretched out or got thot cock

Girl 1: he was fuccin with 23 girls at the same time!
Girl 2: HE A FUCCIN SPERD

by nasiabeendat December 1, 2019

scurdmatth

A boy with a good sense of humor ,fun to be with,responsible,smart,reliable. And also has a good lips for kissing

The dream of every girl is to have a boyfriend thats scurdmatth

by Scurdmatth February 4, 2020

Spud

A small seed.

Pick the spud up with tweezers

by ButterSpreadBread February 27, 2020

Spud Nugget

A girl named Sophia who thought that the Dandenong ranges was Mount Everest FOR THREE WHOLE WEEKS

person 1: is that girl covered in soil and lying in her backyard pretending to be a carrot?
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!

by ihopeyouhaveananeurysm March 15, 2020