when a girl spreads her pussy lips in order to invite you for sex. the "invitation" comes from the notion that the girl is intentionally making her vagina and clit easier to access.
this can either be done with the girl on her back (for missionary) or with the girl bent over (for doggystyle).
this can either be done with the girl on her back (for missionary) or with the girl bent over (for doggystyle).
bernice told me she was horny and asked me to come over. when i asked for proof, she just sent a picture with her spreading her pussy.
by ferr.ero rocher May 24, 2024
Get the spreadingmug. Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web
by Captain Duder April 19, 2012
Get the Spread the Webmug. by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022
Get the Spreading the Dogmug. Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!
Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
by romaaw May 13, 2024
Get the Sploodge Spreadingmug. What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
Get the wide-spread panicmug. by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
Get the Spreadmug. The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
Get the Real Programmer Spreadmug.