paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.

My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

the spocker

Similar to the shocker. When 2 fingers are inserted into the vagina, and 2 fingers into the asshole. As opposed to 2 in the vagina, 1 in the asshole. Derived from Mr. SpocK from star trek's greeting.

"I totally gave that girl the spocker last night.

by KoolMFkev September 28, 2008

Spockcest

A term describing sexual congress between Spock and Spock Prime, the two versions of Spock as defined by the latest Star Trek film.

After seeing Star Trek, I immediately sat down and wrote some Spockcest fanfiction.

by Mr. Mercutio May 15, 2009

Shocko Taco

N. Variant of the Shocker in which the index, middle and pinky fingers are dipped in hot sauce

My girl loves the shocko taco, but she draws the line at mild.

by Victra March 3, 2009

Shockenfreude

The feeling you get when you realize that things you laugh and joke about with one social group would be found horrifying by another.

I felt a certain shockenfreude when I realized a group of pregnant women had overhead us making dead baby jokes.

4chan is an internet community that revels in shockenfreude.

by dimwittedSucka + morleydresden September 14, 2010

Cam-shocker

The method/belief of two in the stink, one more in the stink.

One guy: That guy loves the sausage.
Another guy: Yah he's probably a fan of the cam-shocker.

by J-Klop March 22, 2009

The Shocker

A way to finger a woman, two in the goo one in the poo. Index and middle finger in her pussy, ring finger left out and your little finger goes in her arse!

i laid down the shocker on her!
I would definately give her the shocker!

by Petey's friend March 25, 2004