V-Splitter

A penile shaft with exceptionally enormous girth, the vaginal walls simply split. Thus making the birth canal a "slip n slide" for exiting babies.

That guy has a v-splitter. I hear Jane couldn't walk for a week!

by Ballsmclongcock May 30, 2014

cheek splitter

When an individuals weenier is so big, it's splits the bum cheeks as it enters.

Wow, that niggas cock is a cheek splitter.

by swagmarie September 20, 2014

Log Splitter

While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs

Yoooo , chaboi about to give this broad the Log Splitter tonight

by Wex tonerich May 9, 2018

Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.

Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...

by ShellySmiles August 2, 2018

stumble-splutter

Where you make a loud burbling sound with your lips as you trip and go sprawling; this can help you to better focus your mind to hopefully not get hurt or damage anything in your fall, plus it will not overly alarm others in your general vicinity.

Petite slight-figured cutie: I totally love my new heart-throb like you wouldn't imagine; I just get concerned whenever we try to go for walks together across uneven ground like a lumpy grass-field, since he is not very sure-footed or steady-balanced in these terrains, plus he's much taller and bulkier than I am, and so I cannot safely/effectively try to catch him if he starts to topple over. He's usually able to land without injury if he has plenty of space to flail his arms and break his fall on the way down, though; I have therefore learned to just jump back out of the way whenever he makes a stumble-splutter, and so usually he merely thuds heavily without incident, and then simply clambers back up and takes my hand again to stroll on as if nothing happened.

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

kim slatter

Kim Slatter is the type of guy everyone knows from somewhere, or have some sort of relation to. To be a Kim Slatter you need an outstandingly smart mouth, but a sparkling goodguy personality to go with it. In that way it is - almost- impossible not to like you. To be a real Kim Slatter you need to look badass AF, But at the same time be able to charm the grumpiest of old ladies with your charming and loving personality.

"Do I know you?"
- No, But i'm the cousin in law step-nephew of Kim Slatter's coworker.
" oh! I know him, Nice to meet you.

by Mtsmtsmts June 9, 2019

Titty splitter

When you split her tits with your dick
When her tits are spread apart by your big cock

Last night during sex I give her the biggest Titty splitter she has ever seen

by Beefy Bob Folz May 18, 2021