Super Spreader

Either a large, crowded event at which COVID-19 easily spreads or a single, asymptomatic COVID-19 positive individual who liberally infects personal contacts.

Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!

by YAWA July 4, 2020

Leg Spreader

An apartment or condo, inhabited by a bachelor, specifically designed to woo unsuspecting ladies to spend the night.

1# Did you see Hans' new place? He's going to get some in no time!

2# Yeah, its a real leg spreader.

by billy marsh December 14, 2009

shit spreader

(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.

Yo, Maria, let's blow from this party. I just saw Pete, he's a major shit spreader.

by boggler December 28, 2005

Spreadlocks

1. Term for the pubic hair pattern one expects to find upon the disrobing of a girl met in the parking lot of Bonnaroo; implying a laissez faire approach to certain aspects of personal hygiene. 2. Semi-derogatory term for a female one might identify as "granola" that implies she is an easy mark for promiscuity, and therefore not as desirable.

1. We were having some fun in her van, but it ended when I got a snoot full of her spreadlocks
2. We might as well smoke this now, he's in the tent with 'ole spreadlocks.

by NippleDriver June 18, 2011

spreadsheetize

To input data into a spreadsheet from a non-standard data format. Typically used when exporting data from an e-mail inbox, so that further actions may be taken on the information.

John was overwhelmed by all of the data that had come in to him via numerous individual e-mails, until he realized he could spreadsheetize the e-mails and save himself an hour of processing work. John was very pleased with his spreadsheetizing abilities and his boss gave him a big raise!

by N. N. January 14, 2008

Spreadborough

An English last name that means a growing town or city.

When I got married my last name changed to Spreadborough.

by crysboro October 12, 2008

spreading some mulch

The act of having diarrhea.

Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.

by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011