Unevenly Spread

A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.

‘Belle is a unevenly spread’
‘Ye she is but that’s not a bad thing about her’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

jdyess spread

Teabag your friend orenemy and spread your butthole over their nose and squat while moving back and forth.

I killed warhawkeye. He deserves the jdyess spread!

by Jdyess February 17, 2019

Spread Seasoning

To fart. Flatulence.

The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.

I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.

I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.

by Dick Onchin January 8, 2022

Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024

Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.

Would you like my love spread ?

by Jl96 August 17, 2021

spreading

when a girl spreads her pussy lips in order to invite you for sex. the "invitation" comes from the notion that the girl is intentionally making her vagina and clit easier to access.

this can either be done with the girl on her back (for missionary) or with the girl bent over (for doggystyle).

bernice told me she was horny and asked me to come over. when i asked for proof, she just sent a picture with her spreading her pussy.

by ferr.ero rocher May 24, 2024

Fps Spread

Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.

Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun

by EPICRUSSIANPOTATOES March 31, 2016