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Southern Miss

The University of Southern Mississippi (USM). This school is a failure at everything except music. If you want to major in music, it's a great place to be! If you want to become successful, you'd be better off at any other University (or junior college for that matter..)

USM is the school of choice for Mississppi's Gay and Lesbian community.
Garbage Man 1: Man this trash stinks.
Garbage Man 2: Yeah I know, If I would have gone to any other school, I'd probably have a more fufilling life!
Garbage Man 1: Where did you go?
Garbage Man 2: I attended the University of Southern Mississippi and graduated number 3 in the class...Too bad we lost our accredidation
by Josh 55 January 4, 2007
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southern fairy

A person who is of outstanding moral and social character!(a derogatory term used by northerners, which is totally untrue)
by Mark Harnett February 2, 2004
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Southern Hospitality

Two words that should not be put in the same sentence
All these white trash people down here in the South really know what southern hospitality is. There so nice to your face then act like douche bags behind your back! Oh, how I love Southern Hospitality!
by Fxdasouth May 16, 2011
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southerner

1. Anyone born in Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina. Mostly anyone in the lower contingent United States or even on the Americas continents that rank in the lowest tenth-percentile in education, prison reform, and viability of roads or funding for basic sustainence.

2. Generally anyone with seemingly gentile manners who speaks with a slow drawl or poor grammar as a way of personalizing or refusing proper Standardized English. This chosen dialect is a means of spicing dialogue with specific cultural dispositions or localized terms and values. Often times this group of individuals are characterized by their resistance of homogenization via social processes, inability to spell or exhibit some basic 'ignorance' of standardized education which seldom represents their intrinsic cultural ethics and values.

3. A passionate person who sees life on the sunny-side until given reason to kick 'snobby lilly-white shit dont stink ass when it is believed to be deceitful or plain heartless; they are prone to community-minded ideals which likely represent a long standing difference of values where social accountability can be implied in hierarchical processes.

The use of the term likely references increased resistance to manipulation and change. Such headstrong attitudes have fostered secret societies and mis-aligned loyalties which can sometimes lead to co-dependent behavior such as slavery or usury conditions while being open to rebellion in the form of cult religions and klan rallies which in no way represent the spirit of rebellion but rather the fear of change.

Southern culture is actually all about the pleasures of life and 'takin it to the river' (refer to music of Al Green & Talking Heads) to enjoy some fresh sounds or beautiful countryside with plenty of slow-walkin, slow talkin as a part of the finer things in life like women and music and the freedom to cultivate ones one herbal remedies without interference from national medical standardization.
Southerners call their iced tea 'sweet tea' because it is infused with the goodness of local honeys and flora.

Not all southerners are rednecks or racists but every southerner knows one or two and keeps it all on the DL (down low)because you cant change stubborn people. Dirty South folks will tell ya 'Dont hate the playa ... hate the game.'

For one, this Southerner does not appreciate fascist nationalism when it imposes its Imperial Domination on the land and into the spirit of the people (la puebla) through lies and media manipulation; call me a rebel if you will.

Southerners are inclined to view multi-municipal taxation and electoral college outcomes as injust and thus are prone to disregard laws and statutes randomly in protest of taxation without representation on an individual basis. 'I'ma slow-walk my taxes to uncle sam and we gonna see if he's too busy to notice.'

The low down on Texas, as any true southerner will tell you, is that property owners are the worst candidates to be placed on a jury to decide a persons fate given that they will likely be the benefactor of the defendents misfortune ... a less known fact is that property owners originaly come from the north and pose as southerners because a true southerner knows that you cant map swamp.
by thee radical eclectic August 16, 2006
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southern boy

Male country bumpkin w/o teeth from Virginia, Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Georgia, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas.
When I was in Oklahoma I said, "Look at that there trailer yonder! The one with the Chevette on blocks in front, yep he must be a good old southern boy. YEE-HAW!!!!!"
by Mark Price April 15, 2006
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southern virginia

A disgrace to virginia and the USA. Yes we northern Virginians accept that we were in the confederacy but we don't still have confederate flags hanging everywhere and were not proud of being in the confederacy unlike you stupid redneck southern Virginians. And don't be haters because we earn more money (because we work harder).
Person 1: I live in southern virginia
Person 2: Oh, so you are a redneck idiot who talks with a stupid accent
by nova!!! April 25, 2011
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southern comfort

Southern Comfort is when you recieve oral sex (headjob) from a girl who resides in either New South Wales or Victoria.

Very rarely would a headjob from Tasmania be considered a "Southern Comfort".
Brad: Oi Tony, I got a southern comfort from that girl i was tellin you about.

Tony: Onya Boy!
by Brad January 30, 2008
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