Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.

Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.

by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011

stall sniper

When you use a public restroom and someone sits quietly waiting to poop while you use the bathroom, wash yours hands and leave. All you see is their shoes under the door.

Went to the bathroom and there was a stall sniper just waiting. So I took my time washing my hands to mess with them.

by Jayla09 June 10, 2017

FX Sniper

A Forex trader who executes trades with the skill, precision, and patience of a sniper

Wow, what a trade! Executed like a true FX Sniper.

by Forex Trader September 6, 2019

sniper

Evil op of #overclockers.

No pr0n, warez or scripts or Sniper will get you

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

snifter

Normally an elegant glass for drinking Brandy but also a verb for the 'taint lover' in all of us.

Bob, you know that hot chick Heather? I fucked her all night and she forgot her panties when she left. I wore them on my head at home all day and 'snifter'

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

Sniper

Someone who runs around stealing other people's cigarettes.

That damn sniper stole my last cigarette right out of my mouth!

by JHunt609 November 10, 2009

Status Sniper

On Face Book, one who posts an offensive status, then immediately logs off, so as to not have to face up to his or her imflamatory jabs.

"Dan's status on Face Book says, 'Dan thinks Republicans are a-holes'then logged off so I can't call him out on IM. What a freakin' status sniper!"

by T-veezle March 2, 2009