sleeping sneeker

A person who takes advantage of the fact someone has either fallen asleep or briefly passed out. The sleeping sneeker will usually take advantage by doing something sexual to the person without them knowing

Chris is at a party, the girl next to him has passed out due to to much alcohol, chris then takes advantage of the situation by sleeping his fingers down the girls pance and fingers her vagina. He is then forever known as the sleeping sneeker

by tempa E April 28, 2011

sleeping beauty

to bust a hot load on your girlfriend's face/hair right before you break up with her or it's just plain gone sour....oh yea while she's sleeping!

Damn I thought I invented this term and it's definition...I did it myself to a stupid ass biiitch in '03

"The bitch said something.. I couldn't believe..so I gave the stupid ass cunt a sleeping beauty!"

kinda like the eazy e line

by eek zeke January 14, 2008

Sleeping With the Fishes

A female version of the wet nap that is accomplished by rubbing her wet twat all over a guys pillow.

After a night of disappointing sex, Robin left him sleeping with the fishes.

by JJ Wu October 31, 2008

sleeping bag

foreskin on a male, often from Oregon

That freakich Oregon kid has a sleeping bag to go with his wank-wank-sack-bag

by 420hitter December 2, 2002

Sexting

Having phone sex via texting.

We like sexting, but we never meet in person.

by Kophoto April 13, 2014

Smexting

The act of flirtatiously smiling at a cute text, usually from a significant other.

1 "You obviously like her, you've been hardcore smexting for at least an hour."

2. "Lily, who are you smexting?! Don't act like i can't hear you giggling."

by Hasee April 12, 2011

Sparkling Sleeping Beauty

Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.

*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.

Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.

Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.

by J. the Jokster October 23, 2009