a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.
Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.
by MintyLeila September 23, 2005
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I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.
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Usually a funny and cool kid. Is usually love by all. Is never the source of pain for anyone and is pretty much awesome.
by slapmstr April 30, 2011
Get the slappey mug.Is a person who loves to talk. Slapjaw is communication using your voice. Slapjaw can be used to say an individual talks too much. Slapjaw can also be used as to describe a conversation between two or more people saying they are talking nonsense. I was given the name Slapjaw cause I love to talk,
That guy likes to slapjaw he wont stop talking. Hey buddy we got off on the wrong foot we need to slapjaw to clear the air. That group of people are talking all kinds of slapjaw, they need to get a feather and pass it around and whoever has the feather can speak no one else can slaojaw with out the feather.
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Get the Sappa mug.A term with a dual meaning, an alternative term do describe the cider based 'snakebite' drink. Also a rare term to describe the act of using ones penis as an adapted weapon, usually aimed at the face.
"Are you out tonight for a cocki slappie?" or "I need a policeman, I've just been cockie slappied by those happy-slappers"
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