skeet mask 

A specific type of face mask that is required in order to keep semen from entering the eyes. Mostly worn by women making masturbate sandwiches. Sort of resembles the clear masks worn by professional basketball players during the game.

"Pickles forgot to wear her skeet mask and now that bitch is blind!"

skeet mask by Dodo and Wipe October 18, 2006

skeeter rabbit

A dance step associated with locking created by James Higgins AKA " The Original Skeeter Rabbit" in the early 1970s this step is a hop and shuffle step done in most locking or campbellocking routiness

we were doing the skeeter rabbit

skeeter rabbit by greg pope December 17, 2004

Skeet freak 

1. One that has an isatiable lust for semen, cum, or jizz
2. Person, usually female, that prefers their partners to ejaculate on their face; person that enjoys facials

Sheryl fuckin' loves messy facials! She is one serious skeet freak!
Fuck you, you fuckin' skeet freak!

Skeet freak by Gangsta Medic January 27, 2007

Skeesz 

hoe; Or smut

why you gotta be such a skees for?

yO! you a fuCkkinq skeesz

Skeesz by LuCiiOusz ChiCK October 1, 2008

Skeet (person) 

The "skeet" title is given to a Newfoundlander or Newfie who displays sketchy actions such as smoking weed (in the trees), and cigarettes (in the parking lot). High-tech skeets partake in the act of "vaping" using vapor or E-cigarettes. The majority of female skeets have dyed hair and wear dark and mostly tight and revealing clothing. The male skeets usually wear snap-backs, dark clothing and, non-traditionally, khakis. Said skeets enjoy riding their dirtbikes, drinking energy drinks, scraping at atlas and trolling town facebook pages. There is a large range of ages in which one becomes a skeet. Some start as young as 9 depending on their home life.

Man, did you see that kid? The one heading to "The Trees?" He is such a skeet (person). scrap at atlas highschool newfoundland newfie

Skeet (person) by tarrbayy8 October 6, 2016

dirt skeeter 

A male who has never been hunting or fishing, but claims to be country. Can often be found driving a "built wheeler" usually a Toyota that can hardly do the speed limit. They break hearts as fast as they break truck parts. Wears diamond earrings and claims any girl who doesn't sleep with them is a mud cricket.

This town is full of dirt skeeters.

dirt skeeter by wheelerwieners March 8, 2017

Shit the sheets 

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.

"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."

Shit the sheets by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013