A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
When a guy looks a a girls thighs to determine if his thing will fit or not, if her thighs are bigger the harder it will be if they're smaller the easier it will be
by ilikethetasteofwater July 31, 2021
how big is your keyboard?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
by CoolGuy205 August 09, 2023
Opposite of Size Queen (a woman who only takes big cocks).
Size Princesses cannot handle big cocks, and therefore only take small cocks.
Size Princesses cannot handle big cocks, and therefore only take small cocks.
by 4kbunnientity September 25, 2022
It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.
by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021
by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020