Simpathy

When a guy only cares about a girl because he is simping.

Jake has simpathy for Sarah because he wants to get in her pants, if he didn’t he wouldn’t care.

by 3vanescence August 20, 2023

Simpanzee

A simp, but to a huge degree. Millennial or Zoomer who thinks he can nice guy his way into women’s pants, then gets all enraged when it doesn’t work because woman don’t actually like simps. The simpanzee is significantly worse than a simp in degree.

Look at my man buying his “best female friend” dinner again so he can not close with her. My man is a simpanzee.

by CPT Ron July 21, 2024

sippin on sus

This is when someone is falling into getting suspicious over things that are not real and are meant to stir up trouble - getting to gossiping.

Carlie: "You know I heard that James is really jelly over that Lila has a new coworker who is a stud."
Jayne: "You know I heard that Lila is true to James and I know that you're just sippin on sus cause you just try to stir it up!"

by von groovy August 9, 2024

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by Death Menace September 24, 2023

Simpagraph

A paragraph sent to a special someone that is supposed to be very heartwarming but ends up being desperate, clingy, corny, creepy and way too long. A modern, online equivalent to the love letter. See "Simp"

George, the 'nice guy' gives his crush a simpagraph every night in hopes she will one day notice him

by Pimcsnumber September 25, 2023

Sippy

The leftover liquid at the bottom of the drink.

I don't want the rest of your drink, it's just your sippy left!

by Cfyth November 5, 2023

.sipp3rz.

simons username mostly used everywhere

billy: what the hell is a .sipp3rz.
jake: oh thats just simons username

by .sipp3rz. December 1, 2023