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pumping the shotgun

1. to reload a shotgun
2. to wack off
1. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you
2. i was pumping th eshogun so i didn't see you

Double Barrel Shotgun Nose 

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.
His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

poop shotgun 

The art of shot-gunning a beer while hovering over a toilet. After completion of drinking the beer, spread your butt cheeks with both hands, bear down while applying extreme force to launch feces.
Hey Hotard! Come watch this shit, Ellis is attempting a poop shotgun!!
poop shotgun by Tiny1985 December 24, 2016

makeup shotgun

The hypothetical device used by oper-made-up-women to apply a thick, ugly layer of caked-on makeup to their faces. Refers to an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invented such a device, provoking the response; "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"
"Wow, Cindy really brought out the makeup shotgun this morning - she looks like a freaking clown."
makeup shotgun by Fnordgasm May 12, 2007

genie shotgun 

putting the blunt/joint in your mouth backwards and forcing smoke into someones nostrils.
"yo give me a genie shotgun. that shit fucks me up."
genie shotgun by Fascist Smoker March 23, 2010

Gnasher Shotgun

In the popular games Gears of War and Gears of War 2 for the Xbox 360, this is the shotgun equipped to all soldiers, COG or Locust in multiplayer. This is a widely used weapon in multiplayer and is very deadly at close range with the potential for a 1 shot kill. Although the game developers claim that this gun can counter the Chainsaw Bayonet, this is not true in many cases.
Alex: This guy just tried to rush me with a Hammerburst, but i killed him with the Gnasher Shotgun
Ken: Nice!
Gnasher Shotgun by Silentkillr69 December 21, 2008