shore leave

Taking a dump on the toilet seat.

"I really needed to use the can on my break at work today, but whoever was in there before me left some sailors (poop nuggets) on shore leave."

by Wooddogg February 17, 2005

jersey shore

jersey shore, is the meaning of life. a bunch of juiced up guido's and orange tinted guidettes PARTYTING IT UP. side effects of watching this show :fist pumping, urge to tan, attraction to hair gel, the need to "get it in" 24.hours.a.day.

ME:dudeee did u watch jersey shore last night
MICHAEL: yeahh i brahh i had this inexplicable need to pump my fist and say YEAH BUDDY repeatedly

by miss-juschillin_97 August 6, 2011

shortie

Small black girl from Birmingham. Spends her days listening to loud rnb music and offending her room mates at Uni. One half of Pinky and the Brain.

"Shortie, say what's your price, just to back it up, you can hold my ice"

by Senita Rani-Robinson May 8, 2005

North Shore

Refers to the suburbs along Lake Michigan north of Chicago, where in the next several years, hundreds of "rich" people will be found out to be nothing more than superficial posers who badly abused their credit cards. Also site of hundreds and hundreds of ostentatious McMansions destined to become group homes because the people currently living in them can't afford them and they will be foreclosed, whereupon only truly wealthy people will live in mansions and the rest of these vulgar structures will be divided up so each roomer gets his/her own bedroom and bathroom.

Many North Shore moms driving black luxury SUV's in designer shades can only afford the lease because Dad hasn't made a mortgage payment in over two years and they're secretly mansion squatters.

by RealityChx January 24, 2011

Sore-Shore-Surfer

A surfer who is to lazy to paddle out to the bigger surf. So they ride the small waves near the shore.

**NOTE**: Unless the surf is ONLY breaking at the shore, you are not a sore-shore-surfer.

Guy: Why are you waiting to paddle out?

Me: Gotta wait for this Sore-Shore-Surfer to finish his run.

Guy: Gotta hate them Sore-Shore-Surfers.

by N1k1994123 May 4, 2009

Shittanning Shore

Nickname of the town Kittanning, located in Pennsylvania. the name is a parody of Jersey Shore.

"Dude, did you go to the Penns game Saturday?!"

"Naw, I was hangin out down on Shittanning Shore baby!"

by Bubby the Whale September 25, 2011

Jersey Shore

Giving your partner a golden shower while fist bumping.

Danny gave me the best Jersey Shore the other day!

by Vagickal November 27, 2018