schmuckdown

A competition of idiots.

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!

by Fungledor September 3, 2016

shmecker

A pecker that has shit on it.

Jim shoved his pecker up Alans ass, now he has a shmecker.

by skull_krusher October 2, 2016

schmuck photon

a place where there is low lighting or low visibility

I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.

by 3episodesofLITB January 5, 2017

schmuckwad

A combination of schmuck and fuckwad

Daniel " Timmy is such a schmuckwad!"
Nathan "What's a schmuckwad ?"
Daniel " A combination of schmuck and fuckwad."
Nathan "Oh!"

by J Slasher July 29, 2017

Shmack

When you're girl is looking good

" dang Gerald Karmen is looking like a shmack "

by kaid101 August 6, 2017

shmeck'd

get WRECKED

"fuhh that foo just got SHMECK'D by that dewd"

by lexxsegui August 26, 2017

Schmuck

origin: 12th century england.

The person tasked with writing all formal correspondence on behalf of the prince royal to his loyal subjects. (also the peasants)

I need to get this birthday card out. Someone call the Schmuck

by Anthinda Droulas September 5, 2017