Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018

SHLONG

Long sausage

“Yo look at that German SHLONG”

by Jade0907 February 16, 2018

Shlong

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

by Holyfuckingwillisboi May 22, 2018

Shlong

A slang word for penis

I have got a massive shlong

by Mr boi May 28, 2018

Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

Shlong

A dick, not metaphorically, it's literally a penis but nicknamed

Dude get your shlong up in on that

by IceCubz321 August 7, 2018

Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.

“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”

by Sherzzer August 7, 2018