Shitminting

Shitposting but on the blockchain.

Send me your ENS I’ve got a shitminting I’d like to airdrop you.

by Boris Wong January 5, 2022

Shitinyourpants

It means, that some shit is in your pants.

Goerge, there's shitinyourpants!

by Mikeey's dictionary January 12, 2022

Shitting bricks

When you shit so hard the bricks come out

Person A: bro that’s hilarious im shitting bricks rn.

Person B: bro wtf tmi

by narly walls January 18, 2022

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.

That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

shittin' dimes

Something easy or uncomplicated. Marked as having no problems.

Ya, life is good. Just shittin' dimes.

by tryhardaar November 3, 2022

Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023