a shiite shit

**THIS IS VAGUELY RACIST, EXERCISE WITH CAUTION**
When you drop a mad deuce, similar to an bomb, with a toxic/fatal odor.

Shiite (or Shia): One of the branches of Islam; Doesn't dig America. Makes America go boom.

Male 1: "Dude, I've got to take a shiite shit!"
Male 2: "Okay, but not in my bathroom, that shits EXPLOSIVE."

by kitty5050 October 14, 2015

Blue shirt

Jail guard, cop, security guard, etc.
Someone with power over you in a controlled surroundings

Keep an eye on the blue shirt while I do this....

by Damanite February 5, 2010

Party In My Shirt

A female's version of Party In My Pants. But instead in the shirt; usually involving feeling/touching of the boobs.

Conner: Hey, when we get back to the hotel, I'm having a party in my pants. Wanna' come?!
Olivia: Sure, and we can have a party in my shirt too.(;
Conner: YES!;D

by Drewwmary November 18, 2011

The Stripped Shirt Guy

Typically found in pretentious night clubs in groups of meterosexual males that are egotistical douchebag's wearing untucked stripped shirts with jeans and black shoes holding a glass of vodka/redbull. Majority of this population end up going home alone at night to only end up having to rub one out!

The stripped shirt guy is going home solo tonight for all the girls can spot them out.

by Justin S. - Jeff G. July 26, 2006

wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.

tits

by hitler July 8, 2003

pink shirt

A shirt worn by men who are aiming to "get some" because girls think it looks good. This is because pink shirts are completely feminine, therefore, homesexual. Pink shirts are supposedly manly or so the wearers say, but this is entirely false. In fact, the chances of a young male becoming gay after wearing a pink shirt significantly raise by 37.4%.

Look at that douchebag! He's wearing three pink shirts and all of their collars are popped.

by Chase September 22, 2005

COSTCO Shirt

A type of shirt, often with a nature pattern, that is manufactured for and sold at COSTCO. Often worn by family men without much sense of style.

Phil put on his COSTCO Shirt before going for a ride in his mini-van.

by The Remster September 6, 2005