Shopping Trolleys 

The popular multi-purpose vehicle which you can find for free at any supermarket.

Popular uses for trolleys: joy rides, transporting stolen goods, sledging, boating attempts, races, quick escapes, a place to sleep, a building material, a garden decoration

my trolley went faster down the hill than yours!

(yay for free shopping trolleys!)

Shopping Trolleys by ItWasMe February 20, 2010

Shopping channel - syndrome 

You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:

- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.

- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement

- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one

Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome

Shopping channel - syndrome by B0hem September 29, 2010

Shopping Vulture

A person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. After they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carcass.

"She's been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!"

"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture

Shopping Vulture by ishop April 21, 2011

Shopping Shart 

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping

Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

Shopping Shart by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012

Shopping For Teacups 

Searching for someone that you can Teabag...

Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!

Shopping For Teacups by Teabag Master March 5, 2013

Sipping Party 

A sipping party is a social gathering wherein the goal is for adults to gather together for fun and to imbibe varying forms of beer, wine, and/or liquors they have not tried before. The host or hostess provides a small variety of drinks and location, foods, maybe games/entertainment/music/conversation topics. Each guest brings one or two forms of drinks. The drink may be something they have never tried, something that sparked their interest or an old favorite they want to share with their friends. This is a responsible and positive environment in which conversation and merriment is more the goal than becoming intoxicated.

Side note: The first official sipping party was attended by a group of high school teachers in Tucson, Arizona in the fall of 2012.

Carol is hosting a sipping party. Her guests will each bring something to contribute.

Sipping Party by tigressorchid March 10, 2013

shopping cart gridlock 

When you are grocery shopping during the rush hour and you can't get through the aisle because there are too many carts in the way, can't back up either because other shoppers piled in behind you and nobody can move.

I can't get to the tostada chips & jalapeno cheese dip, I'm stuck in shopping cart gridlock...

shopping cart gridlock by Gulf Coast Beach Bum July 29, 2013