shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

shagged up

an individual with a rugged appearance; one with a homeless look about them; homeless couture.; one without taste of fashion sense; someone who looks as if the wore their clothes to school everday.

"Yo kid, you seen britney at the VMA's? Man, homegirl was lookin shagged up, NO lie!"

by Brielle Nicole February 18, 2009

shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

Shag

1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. to have sexual intercourse. 3. an act of sexual intercourse.

James will shag ava.

by LilMoxxie March 4, 2022

Shag and Dip

The Acts Of Jack S

Everyone know who Shag and Dip is right?

by TheDefinester May 13, 2025

shag on a rock

Feeling conspicuous because you are on your own.

I was like a shag on a rock last night at the pub when you didn’t turn up!

by Sharpken April 8, 2025

Shag

- someone who made the plans but they don’t follow through with it themselves.

or
-someone who agreed with plans but doesn’t follow through.

“Wow gang, you gon shag me like that?”
“You shagged me getting game last night”
“I thought we was supposed to (get fried/go out), you shagged gang”
“Merch you real sog”

by nonameplate September 13, 2022