wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005

seal flippers

Big, flappy, oh my god, SEE Meat Curtains. The pussy lips that hang all over the place.

Her big ass seal flippers kept knockin' my pork sword off the mark.

by Rhondelle May 14, 2003

sealfart

Queef, vaginal fart. Wind gently sifting through the vaginal curtains.

Your mom let out a huge sealfart and the whole car smelled like rotten fish. Yes, this excited the dog.

by Joey the guru of love February 12, 2007

Seal Hunter

Getting a female to masterbate then clubbing her in the back of the head with a heavy object

"Did you hear about Josh and his gf last night?"
Yeah, I heard he gave her a Seal Hunter and knocked her out cold for 2 hours

by pumpkintaco2 October 31, 2009

schallert

is a rat. some one who will tell on you.

he "shall alert" the authorities.

he schallert the authorities!

by sure am February 26, 2010

Dylan Schall

1. Someone with cool shoes.
2. A person who has shoes that you want.

He has Dylan Schall shoes.

by Sneakercrazy February 28, 2010

Wet Seal

When Job wraps a chick in the spinning yoyo string, then as she gets third degree friction burns, he rides her to orgasm and uses the string to throw her in a nearby body of water.

The cum covered carcass looks like a seal in the water.

Oh man. Did you see that epic wet seal Job pulled last night?

by Jac/k/al October 29, 2014