second place

Fancy word for losing.

Judge : Congratulations, your dog won second place in the tournament.
Dog Owner : Second Place?! That's a fancy word for losing! *smacks dog*

by Sergio Galindo July 30, 2007

Jailhouse C-section

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence?

Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

by TheIronGiant November 3, 2012

secret

information u tell someone when u want it to become public knowledge by morning

by hmmm August 16, 2003

sloppy seconds

shagging a cunt minutes after the previous guy, using his cum as lube

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Secaucus Challenge

The act of attempting to consume a 24-ounce beer, preferably of the 'ice' variety, between the NJ Transit stations New York-Penn Station and Secaucus Junction, before or after transferring to or from a Bergen County, Main, or Pascack Valley line train at the Secaucus Junction transfer station.

I can't drive. I rocked a Secaucus challenge and a six tall boys on my way home.

by gojohnnylawrence September 27, 2009

Comment section

A chaos where humanity goes to """talk""" about their shitty lives.

Guy 1: Dude, this youtuber's comment section is a piece of shit
Guy 2: ikr

by lol10096 June 3, 2018

second hand cringe

Personal cringe one feels for another person

I got second hand cringe while watching him try to speak in a Japanese accent

by strangely melancholy May 5, 2018