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Scoop ass

The act of Inserting a scoop of vanilla ice cream inside someone's asshole, in an attempt to make it chocolate.
Guy #1: Yesterday my girlfriend and I were getting hungry and scoop ass'ed each other.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.
by CringeMaster5000 March 10, 2016
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Scoopage

I've got some scoopage to share
by Chris Magnuson October 7, 2017
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Salopette

A very young slut, especially in the Francophonie.
In the streets of Paris you may find an unsupervised salopette.
by ApricotFields July 24, 2020
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Schlopp

A dog found in ancient folklore claiming to come from the mythical kingdom of Schlopp.
Come here slopppppyyyyyy, schlopppppdoggggg come hereeee.
by therealmarclopez October 20, 2020
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Scoop Dog

Hey did you hear that 'Scoop Dog' Is now the Fuhrer of ingenistan?
by Pjing June 19, 2021
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scoop-n-score

Where u fumbled the bag wit a girl and then someone else starts talking to that girl.
Dirk: Yeah bro I was talking to this girl and I fumbled, and now Ricardo is talking to her.

Chogan: Yeah Ricardo scored a scoop-n-score.
by Dick Gradyson January 6, 2023
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Cooch scoop

Similar to the scoop. Involves the same cupping motion, however, the force is applied to the crotch region, usually of a female. However, unlike the scoop, it is less of a lifting motion, and more of an outward slide. This move is usually not okay to do in most social settings, and is not recommended for males to do to anyone.
Girl 1: "COOCH SCOOP! Haha, gotcha!"

Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."

Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."
by Sarathos October 22, 2010
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